You may have noticed I have been watching Vikings because when it comes to the Stanley Cup playoffs there is way more fate than Jesus Christ.
Our Gods are real and on the ice
I do not pray for salvation
just that Carey does
not suffer whiplash
or worse from all
the hits
Its so easy to place a magical label on any winning team
a place of legends well fueled and fully stocked
but is any of this mythology
close to real?
Players in the Zone
a superior game plan
I doubt all these things
it just comes down to
mano a mano
in every way
its war
and you better
wear your depends
on the ice
because every period
your sphincter will
be over whelmed
Try doing something hard
at half speed
now add into that acount
the physical element
then speed this up
and you have the
Stanley Cup Champion
the greatest test of manhood
in the world aside
from combat
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