Born Regis Mcsplooge is perhaps the best hockey talker ever. The Yotes are taking to him about the GM job. I want it to happen to see if the mouth can wear the skates.
What infuriates me most about the Queen of NBC is that he talks about the damn pee wee league teams all these players played in and constantly brings up their hometowns. In 2 minutes of game time youll hear him go "YEAHHHhhhH the boy out of abchorage, played for the mighty narwhals in pee wee against sidney crosby and wayne gretzky's nephew, then played college hockey at boston collge where mario lemieux bought his dog so look on for that rivarly here aginst the penguins, and YOU KNOW DOC he went on to be a hartford whaler in the minors. You know who else liked whales, Doc? big bad german born erick kunhackle who's son Tommy played basketball down at pinecrest middleschool against a jonathan toews look alike, so look out for that storyline tonight too in this one. Should prove to be a pretty interesting one here tonight Doc and Eddy" multiply that times 3000 and youve got yourself a complete hockey game narrated by Pierre McGuirre
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