Toxic Manhood Trinkets

Dune Surfing in Dubai is on every Mans bucket list.

In a land down under
they say if you want to drive into the dessert
take a Range Rover
If you want to drive into the dessert
and return home
drive a Land Cruiser
the Land Cruiser is the
ultimate in manly mobility

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

Overview

Any man who has ever aspired to become a better, more self-sufficient and honorable person will benefit from reading The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men, a tough little handbook, perfect in size for taking on-the-go, but eye-catching enough to adorn a place of pride on one’s bookshelf.

Filled with step-by-step advice and real-world examples, it illustrates dozens of essential skills, including tying a tie, riding a horse, throwing a punch, getting a clean shave, talking to women, instilling good values in one’s children, writing the perfect thank you note, saving a drowning person, orienteering, building a fire and much more. Includes hundreds of line illustrations, sidebars, and photos of Duke in action.

Throughout, readers will find the tips and techniques they will need to live their lives with John Wayne’s signature confidence, grit and style.

Real Men have Guns on both arms and one in the briefcase

Damascus steel

Real Men only forge Damascus Steel. The Blade carried is the calling card of men. If you cant forge your own Scimitar of the Lion, do not wade into a losing battle. I get some at Vegas Forge.



Men wear boots made for walking anywhere. No vibram no cry. No toadstickers,cowboy boots,bowling shoes or handmade fairy boots.




Hogs are for pigs, real men ride a bike. Electric is no longer cheating so ride hard a go go, and fold at the finish.




Now thats a computer. Between ASUS, CORSAIR and Razor a machine that can transform reality is capable.



A boat that can float through an iceberg.



An ICE BOX to keep that iceberg cold.


Better than a Beaver plane.