Lost it

I lost it
somewhere
no the dog
did not eat
it
I was not
late
I showed up
on time
with a plan
to soar today
cause I work
so hard to be the perfect
employee in everyway
I anyalze the corporate mesage
like a highly skilled
Kremoligist
from the time
when it mattered
because today
we do not need
to understand
anything execpt
for the fact
that it blows
up on Facebook
real good
billions of hits
means it
really really really
hapened
and the most beautifil
girl in the world
is a female
squirrel with real
CGI
and fake makup

So I lost it today
when the bus
ran over my foot
because and SUV
went wide
total lies