Why have the Montreal Canadines hired Bradd Pitt?

 The hockey the hockey is what makes the team

wonky

cause when the are supposed to think in a straight

line they shoot it at an angle and then the twine

binds tight as the puck is

in an out

faster than the camera

or even a simple human could see

We win tonite,

I swear this on something very

sacred to me

The Hard to Kill Movie

where the best line

was you can take that to the bank

but that was pre covid so saying

I am so sure of something I could take

it to the bank sounds 20th century

so lets update

you can take that to the city

where you pay your property bill

becasuse owning real estate is the

same game since the Romans made

Roman Roads

and I have walked on those roads

and the are amazing 

thousands of year of life

and still viable

I am  immeasurable fraction of

that and I am worried about a virus

and wishing I had not watched

28 days or even 28 days later

Its the same virus

why has this goverment

not hired Brad Pitt

to save the nation?

I want to see DD lucky CHarme build up KOHO any way possible, and tell the TSAR run wild like you had just destroyed an Army on the Steeppes and now you where back in the baracks celebrating kicking ass.

I want to see the TWO JAKES BO Derek and Big Valley given a lic to kill. I want to cruCH the leaf like a bad transformer movie makes me lose a little faith in hollywoods ability to tell relevant stories.

So the big guys the mammoth fucking musle memory of D fence we have is going to crush the life out of the leaf like Steven Segal meeting the man who raped his daughter. I dont think that is too extreme a statement. Destroying the leaf in the pursuit of purity is not a crime.

The crime is the SFU has a broadcasting lic, excuse me, so you indoctrate all the UTES into being leaf fans and then you sell more t shirt well the rest of the Canadian Hockey universe has to read Robert Lundlum more to understand the fundemental forces that preclude Montreal let alone any Canadian team winning the Stanley Cup. I alledge no I double triple allegd that Buttman has a spreadsheet out and it say LA VS NYC for the cup, and if this happens every year all the better, because no one cares about flyover country or the great white north. Its the talking heads song from more buildings and food Big Country.

 want to see DD lucky CHarme build up KOHO any way possible, and tell the TSAR run wild like you had just destroyed an Army on the Steeppes and now you where back in the baracks celebrating kicking ass.

I want to see the TWO JAKES BO Derek and Big Valley given a lic to kill. I want to cruCH the leaf like a bad transformer movie makes me lose a little faith in hollywoods ability to tell relevant stories.

So the big guys the mammoth fucking musle memory of D fence we have is going to crush the life out of the leaf like Steven Segal meeting the man who raped his daughter. I dont think that is too extreme a statement. Destroying the leaf in the pursuit of purity is not a crime.
The crime is the SFU has a broadcasting lic, excuse me, so you indoctrate all the UTES into being leaf fans and then you sell more t shirt well the rest of the Canadian Hockey universe has to read Robert Lundlum more to understand the fundemental forces that preclude Montreal let alone any Canadian team winning the Stanley Cup. I alledge no I double triple allegd that Buttman has a spreadsheet out and it say LA VS NYC for the cup, and if this happens every year all the better, because no one cares about flyover country or the great white north. Its the talking heads song from more buildings and food Big Country.

High eyeball demand game and my surpisbtion to NHL Center Ice is going to leave me with no face I expect because some GOD of CONTENT has ruled I am in a blackout because they need more suckers to sing up for Leaf TY.
I never lived the NHL Center Ice life until two years ago. Its not the golden streams the pirates' stream but its reliable and easy. Recently I was shutterd from a hockey game, and I found a site that loved hockey.

Jake the Snake has only had one day of rest while the braintrust was planning on having two. Jason Bourne said sleep is a weapon and he had had some adjustment to his weaponry. I think its a lot like having sex twice in a short period, it all depends upon the motivation.