Known Outage

There is a known outage
when the system breaks
and its on every screen
information everyone
needs to know
but the system man
IT disseminates it so slow
and I become the messenger
please don't shoot me
or worse give me
a bad CSAT
some wounds can be bandaged
others deny the facts

There is a known outage
when something screws up
could be a Pole has been hit
or an Ungarn(Hungarian) is corrupt
maybe Edward Snowden
hates Game of Thrones
only the lord knows

There is a known outage
when an update goes sideways
and progress sputters to a stop
a victim of manufactued stupid day
as if Windows 10
was not thick enough
free downloads
with Microsoft
at your back
cover my six
Ballamere

There is a known outage
so best to just take a rest
go about other business
and let the world take
care of the tests
and tribulation
behind the scenes
where the action
is fast and furious
and good people
are eaten alive
all will be resovled
as soon as possible
and we do not stop to bury
the dead
execpt for HBO
this is a good theme
for a new show

There is a know outage
and its growing
we cant find the handle
and are dropping all the balls
but still we take the calls
still we take the calls
back to back
back to back
back to back
with no minimum
hour days
never going on the attack
just absorbing all that pain
making the customer
feel good again

I used to admire M Night Shamala
the 6th sense genius and then I realized
he was a one hit wonder
no danger for that in
me

me I am now flying in my Taxi
taking tips
getting stoned Biblicaly



Chours

Known outage
Known outage
many nodes down
do not let me down
Known outage
you are a data clown
really not funny
really not funny
Data Tech comedy
is dark and disconnected
please bring the live wire
back to me
I need the live wire
back
send a hit please
do not make me another
victim
of industrial disease