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If I every see, read, right, tweet or twitter any future medium the words
Legal Pearl I am going to sue. I want an nickel every time that combo is used
deal.

Legal Pearl

a rare time that a lawyer works on a legitimate legal case. Or a lawyer actually doing legal work.

Try me, I will get a lawyer that will suck your case out of your brain through your flared nostrils and turn it into cash on the table.