Jones Spaceman Speaks!

A Steve experiment. Using a very very very small focus group I wonder does anyone want to know more, about Jones Spaceman, and his conquest of the planet he loves. He loves it really more than you or I because he was a geneticly programmed Eunuch.

Jones Spaceman Speaks was the teaser for the biggest interview in the history of the Roman calender. Now two years later after he had conquered the world the man in the orange barrelled and seemingly anodised jump suit was ready to tell the world his future plans, and many hope the past that formulated them.

Not surprisingly no one from America or the BBC was chosen to hear the words firsthand. Jones Spaceman sought a voice to challenge him that would think allot about what questions to ask. Most importantly the question should not be spun by his apostate, they should just flow like water from the fountain of intelligent enquiry to match his plan of a world governed in every aspect by meritocracy. Even though Jones Spaceman looked like a hulking NHL defenceman from Finland he had already concluded the Chinese were his best bet to rule.

He had returned to the planet of his birth one day to late to meet in person Lee Kuan Yew. Jones Spacemen felt no emotion at his death in fact it was six months into his earth studies that he identified that guy
as a key lever to Marshall the forces of humanity. 

Jones Spaceman felt few emotion compared to his fellow humans
it was not because he was the last thread to their ancient an sectors
it was because he was made that way by the God Odin. If there was one unpredictable thing about his DNA it was the way he thought about sex every day
even though it was impossible for him in any way. 
Imprinting its an old human programming trick, and ever bit of the code of humanity had been written on his soul without the need for constant updates. One thing Jones Spaceman had concluded is that Microsoft was bankrupt.

Odin rules man was that true in his day. Now the earth would find out
why it was no longer that way today. 

Jones Spaceman was as nervous about the interview as Tony Blair before a speech to the Qatar assembly. The biggest difference is that his word would make the audience rich instead of vice versa.

For Jones Spaceman to conquer the planet earth was an easy task. He had been designed from birth to be a capo interstellar travelling through black holes and time tunnels to make the will of Odin universal.

Retuning as a failure to earth in 2015 and finding no trace of Odin's empire except for mythical tales,  a Thor role in the Avengers and a pretty good series called Vikings laid him out for more than a year. 

Cognitive dissonance had rendered him unfit for duty.

Jones Spaceman a classicly trianed Eunoch
of the highest degree
knew that after a million
years on it 
was time to go on
and not want to burn 
down the palace and
find the surgeon
that removed his penis
just to pay him back

Jones Spaceman
had nearly half his brain
filled with his childhood
imprinting of how
beging an eunough 
was supririo
and there no dobut
he was
but he would
have given everthing
to drink moonshine
and fuck a pig or a sheep 
or anything
he did not think about himself as
Gay nevertheless he never got
to choose his way

A hetrosexul with no penis
was how he would self identify
but it was no matter

He had been commished by Odin
himself to take the longships
into the wormhole
not knowing if they would ever
emerge but they knew
the version of Eienstisn
in their time had
proven
even in the best case if they
returned to Earth it would
be a hundred thousand
rotations later

Jones Spaceman had
no rank because
on his mission 
there was no futher
need for description
Jones Spaceman

Jones Spaceman was
part of five man crew
exploring Alpha Centari
when they came upon
a Pizon
for earth and landed
and found
themselves feeling
like Capitian Kirk
and a green lady
after hours

He totally lost the war
and only mangaged to escape
into his future
for  fluke of man
and his ambition 
to just see another day
and nothing else matters
blastoff

Jones Spaceman
was like you would
call an Admril if he
drove an electric car
and had a solar array
or some tin foil in his hat
to black out the radio waves
the lizards have been sending
now comming to us today a
million yeas later
just like his latest command
Taking over planet earth had
never been his choice
or his mission
but when shit happens
the earth became
plan B

Jones Spaceman had Godlike
powers over some super
hardware like his nano
significant anti matter
extraestettllear rips transmision
trips

Still at the end of the day
he was more or less
a nanny to some computer
that could easily outhink him
and so it was a constant struggle
to see if he was not more
camaphlogue of the war
effort that happened just a few hundred
years ago in real time.
Like the British in Agansintian he had give
150 years to taming the native
on the planet
generally called life
six because it
was the sixth planet
Odin had discovered
that could could be ruled 
by Gods over men.

It was ridicoulsy easy for him to take over the world
by saying it was his Gods plan.
And my God has a spaceship
and all you got is flying outhouse

Move a few icebergs the size of arkansas around
the planet and the people
will believe you walk on water
or at least provide
it and thats Godlike
enough for many
no matter how many
times you tell
them your just a genetic superman
from a million years away today 
and the way you stupid fuckers
are going your not going to reach
the stars anytime soon, thousands of years
behind in my timeline
I will rule you like baboons because
you have the same ratio
of color and ignorance trigged by emotion
that can lead to love
but way more often
brutality

Jones Spaceman cant shake the pvc

Jones , Jones, Jones, Kirk Jones Spaceman he joked

with the press

looking resplendent

even with helmet on

basically swathed in

sweaty pve short pvc

because that molecule chain

do not make or take

no sweat

it truly neutrals;

technology

a PVC plastics

lifeguard

when there is

no atmospheres

that future is a place

that Jones Spaceman has

seen and he had come back

in time to push us around

and  being a creature of the fourth extinction

who did lightspeed travel

he was less than sixty years

old

all the time on plus g planets

had left him

big and strong

and the tan of

distant suns had left

his skin like some kind

of nut

that matched

his helmeted intelligence e

but he would not take

off the suit

do devoted he was

to the brand

of orange underwear

that were body fattening

mission critical gear

cause in outer splace

things that would only

be gas at home

will kill you

thats why Jones Spaceman

wore his suit full time

Down on Bay Street

he was a sensation

with his gold and

perfect PVC made

from Dandelions

on the front lawns
of everybody

ring the alarm

and stop making

sense somewhere

someplace sometime

something is going to attack
us bad and take the pvc

AWAY

Invaders what us to wear

natural fabrics

some hemp

some corn

some kimchie

 baked in the

radioactive earth

surrounding Fuckashima

overnight

Jones entreated orbit

at close to the speed of lithe

it took superhuman reflexes

to slow down before his light flamed out

and not even orange PVC

could survive

the transition from space

and earths atmosphere

were at light speed

your a burnt spot

amongst the infatismiale

who forgot

realativy always

works that way

Spaceman Jones

was quite a sensation

and he did

so much good

raised all the capital

to create this time

machine

from which O 

type  on a keyboard

old school type

because Jones Spaceman

born a million years

before Orwell

cam back in time

and quickly concluded

this ife as alluded

is on a a short fuse

fuck the people of this

planet are led by major

fuck up, who have never

been a mother or

crapped in their own

bed and then bragged

about good shit

oh man Joes Spaceman

with that suit on

he will never get a tan

but who wants to see

a billion year old man

necked

sine gawkers and

delivery man aside from that

the curious

and while Jones

was not self conscious

all that time in space

had created quite a bit

of belly fat

to say nothing of

his annoying habit

of quotient the Trailer Park

boys when through the PVC

he wanted to pee

Opening the crotch valve

for some usage

that the designer

scored on big time

Jones Spaceman ws

forever grateful

for the great evacuation

systems fully employed

They had him moving freshwater

ice bergs today

some of that water

older than he

Jones Spaceman

the astronaut

for a billion contraries

come back to good

old earth

with a gleam

in his eye

behind the clear

titanium

contemporary

of Moon Plastic

Moving ICe bergs

paid surprisingly well

and Jones Spaceman

was living large

still alone in

his pod

no HAL

to come home

Jones Spaceman took

pleasure in playing the

stock market like a banjo

and giving away the music

with every Peter Townsend

circling arc strum of a guitar

cause that how Jones Spacemen

felt every time he walked

the cement

because he knew for every kilometer

of advanced mankind infrastructure

he  cons trucked another to the power

of 100 was being constructed by nature

left alone'

Jones Spaceman was

politically naive

in his homeland

he would have  been

considered conservative

curious

a place at the table

that does not exist today

So when not dropping ICE Bergs

on dessert

he pushed political discussion

on his blog

dressed in Orange

real Orange not the

NDP kind

Jones Spaceman

never thought he would

be a hero

but when he landed

back on earth

cira 2015

cycle six

he felt

a little a home

and decided

to pulll his

]weight and drank

the primates

until there was

no oil based PVC

at which to stare

and cow farts where

the greatest threat to the

environment

and as far a I know

they still kill cows

and eat them

even if my suit is

made of PVC

i still appreciate leather

Jones Spaceman meets a Chipmunk that he thought had died

Warring INTERSTELLAR  timeline more confusing

The transition to 2017 had
not been as advertised
he did not have
a great
g force
resistant body
he looked
like a safety
circle
were
all the
fat was in the
middle
and he
walked
like every
step was
a new land
mine
you needed
a permit
to gather
nuts
in a public
park
even though
everyone should
know for their
own safety
I am a
squirrel
uplifted
when they
ran short
of brains
in Universe
war to end
all wars
against the
bugs
yes insects
we had a civilization
ending event
it seems
against insect
and when
the last remains of
human indemnity where
on their last brainwave
they came across the
idea of enlisting all mammals
in the war
against the insects
for with that battle
every mamal
has
common
cause
even the idea
of logical insects
does not intrest
me
I would rather
let the Fregi
negotiate
the rights
in my next
sell off
of intellectual
property
rights

So there she was
Ms Chipmunk
the greatest
mammal
that ever
ever I have
seen
that talks

Janet Spacewomen
she was the one
a billion years ago
I had shared
premium quality
not the military
issue air tanks
and I think we
got drunk
on the real
oxyen
and fell in love

Rotation in a bug war
is like swatting flies
when they are not
using their
speed and vision
to land on you\
pissing you
off to launch
and always missing
that insect brain
that in hand
to bug combat
seems to win
way to many times
and I want to
train a big squadron
of bug warriors
that
will hit any bug
80 percent of the time
with something better
than raid
its high explosive
and its going
to fertize
this dessert plant
with bug juice

We were attacked
by the bugs
for generations
but never realize
the intelligence
gathered by small
blood samples
can add up to controlling
congress

So when the first bugs
hit earths atmosphere
of course we just
thought it was metor
shower

When the 20 story praying matis
ate wall street we got plenty
alaramed
because
no on ever preyed
there

Look I am only
a squirrel
but when I see
humans who
I am programmed
to be
one go all
rabbit\
fern
I got reasons
to collect nuts
at night

The bugs are comming
forget about the goverment
these guys
do not even have
to refigerate
you to eat
you long
time

Chipmunk is that you
Jones Spaceman finally
says to the one
he is about to propose
cause he was never
sure before
but getting
married carring
this incredible secrect
he had seen
lesser things
squash like
a ball hit
by a racket
forged
six civilizations
before Jones Spacemen
the squirrel
got his name
but I can tell
you one thing
as narrator
Jones Spaceman
and Janet Spacewomen
are in age a million years
apart but
their timelines
crossed
in an unbelivabel
romance
that created so
much energy it fried
a few chips in their
brain
and for a couple of
hours they could have
been insects
and no one could tell
because there
was no monitoring

Jones Spaceman and Janet Spacewomen
where in the big old crazy timeline
living in the same city
working the line
on production
of nothing
waiting for overtime

How did it happen first
who had the most
tree climbing
nut hiding
instinct left
and the biggest
sentiment nut
prize went to
Janet Spacewomen
cause she saw
something from
above

Being a million years
younger
she looked for
old fat cats
and found
a hound
that turned out
to be Jones Spaceman
with his mind
acceptably rotted away
but how to escape
without the AI
hunting the galaxies
most wanted couple
who thought
they could hide out\
with the stupied
people
the people the rest
of the galaxy will
not leave gravity
cause no daughter
of therse will every
marry an earth human
entity both of natural
construct and due\
to the war every
mammal that was
breathing. The military
Inst-rial complex got
great bonus
for making squirrels
warriors
and one of the female
generals said
we need chipmunks
and connections
military are not
strong enough
to prevent my
chemicals
mixing with
chipmunk
phernomes
and  beauty
I tell you
I may be
human
but I am just
squirrel at heart
and we give everthing
to our mate
and I dont
want to change that
Janet Spaceperson
can we keep our
age apart cause
who cares
about a few
million measures
of rings in trees
when time
is simply
you and me

I met Janet
and we got married
had kids
did the same silly things
but we did
nothing to
save tommorow

Clash of cultures and tribes experts conclude responsibility for civilization failure lies with that

How many times
as man or women
my oh my I image
a female lead
society of wonder
women
has rendered
the earth
free of mankind
and we should
change that term
fast
Its Humankind
its all of us
sailing
on the best
sailboat ever
with built in HVAC
and even renewable
walk able
hull\

Does every civilization in
the end become tribal
and then burn the planet
to save it from the
dicks on the otherside?

Thats what I see today
Okay black people
listen to what an old
white man has to say
forget about the past
because there is
no tomorrow
working there
we are what we
are
and thats without
Spinach
Black people
geared up there
fellow citizens
and neighbors
and offered
them to white
people so
they could be the
blackest people
in town

I dont want to point
fingers
just pull out some
facts
China 1972
could not manage
a piss in a beer factory
Korea 1954 both south
and north were basically
rocks sheared of anything
organic by artillery
We dropped NUCLEAR bombs
on Nagasaki
and Hiroshima
and today if you
want to make a film
about the destruction
and cheat a bit with
the CGI you could
go to Detroit and film
hundreds of acres
that look
like they
where hit with
a Nuke
circa
second world war
and nobody moved
back

I call for the removal
of George Washington
as the guy who
cut down Cherry Trees
and admitted it
but about
the slaves
he slaughtered
and bred
like pigs
not a word
is there a statue
of limitations
on kidnapping
rape and murder
strange fruit
blossomed
while
the white
power
went wild
and created
a beacon on the hill
a wondrous
place where men
land on the moon
we have a spacestation
and the people
of the world
are free mostly
especially in the areas
where America
is the super cop
overall
F35 and better
vapour ware
protection
against the
boggy man under
your psykops dead
in the future expect
the enemy will
launch insets
particularly
unattractive
and looking
like they
have stingers
the size
of Hellfire
missiles
in
your fertile plowed field
of imagination
that people
before the flood
callled
head
now headwaters is
all they can
handle
as they live
in caves
lit by a candle
made from the
great natural
resouce
dead bodies
cause
a harvest is a harvest
and gifts from GOD
do not come
so often
God he is
keeping my head
fed

My God wears a spatula
upon his head
becasue he is
the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster
and if you watch
Game of Thrones
I confess
I am a bit worried
that some kind
of lance will
kill the spaghetti
harvest and
then we will
be almost
dead

Maybe I can
get the wheatmakers
to make spaghetti
and not have to
take it from
trees on their
knees
because I have
just taken
a flower
like Upstream Color
and have to stop
eating Bacon
just because
its not that I know
Pork in a medieval society
is dangerous
especially
because not
a single food
vender has
any kind of license
and I swear the
greasy guy
three stalls
down is serving
horse as veal.
Six stalls
down serving
Kangaroo

Have you ever eaten
dog the sleder
said to the
white man
who wanted
to walk in the
shoes of a Inuit
before deciding
should I go all in
first nations or
quit

Yes its true
Jones Spaceman
having lived
a billion
years and
seeming to
have some kind
of dwarf star
constitution
that would
not let him
die quickly
he was
happy to live
everyday
knowing he
would never
flame
out

Jones Spaceman
Jones Spaceman
you better say
that twice
becauce he
is a Billion
YEARS old
and babyfaced
and full of
advice
besides
alternate truth
can lead
to an absolute
foundry
of the truth
as proved
by quantum
mathematics


Earth today
Jones Spaceman
said yesterday
as he is now fully
active
and will not take
off his orange
suit
as he explains
it handles
all bodily funtions
in perfect balance
and is guaranteed
to be self sustaining
for a hundred thousand
years

Okay here on earth
we got what like a ten
year colossally warranty
for a year
after damage
and I would
sue you too
for craPY
Product
where the
producers
are the perfect
Ayn Rand
profile
except
she was only right
about one thing
they are taker producers
that are not even mentioned
in any of your books
but I know you would
admire their efficiency of
aquisition
like you probably hated
Star Trek
cause you never
watched to long
or died to soon
to see the
Frengi

So you have the Frengi
who are color blind
and filled with people from
every nation
and every country
and they all agree
on one thing
I should be in control
of it all
but sitting here
in the great hall
I will settle
for a 120 ft
jetboat and
a plane
big enough to carry
me around the planet
as I watch from
above and know
know something
and maybe everything
cause I am from the land
of the sand
where Armies of the west
fall endlellsly to
a simple fishook
its called energy
its what we all
seek
call it God or
call it Oil
or some
kind of tomahawk
energy the makes
the sun the one
that holds
the Gold
that makes
the rules
and the
humans
could live
happy and free
in their endless
Human Porn
inventing everthing
children through
away ten days
after the creche
and these humans
I would exterminate
then daily
if they did not make
me laugh so much
and thats something
I am missing from
my Nuke resistant
covering and countering
ammunition

My sex bot all natural bioegc simulated flesh
was in the shop
I wore its tits off
and so there
I was alone
for 3 days
and I remebered
how to jerk]
off
thats got to place
me as on
of the first recruits
to rob the train
to put
humans
back in control
again

Minds are warndering
they are walking all about
walkaboot
as they say in OZ
aND it clear as
everybody
with real thought
will say
its the first
Austrialia
has the first placenta
and human
birth
and everyone
knows it

Native peoples
is that not a perjorative
for sucker
or sucker punched
because
they never realized
they had the stratigic
advantage
see Afganistian
if the people
living in North America\\
had resited even like
Black Lives Matter
the soldiers would
never have opened
fire on a people
so brave
and today
we probably dont
have global warming
and are all more natural
because \
because
please I must indulge
and blow your minds
like some kind
of world circling
last survivor
freight train of humanity
continaned within
20 cars
with every
segment of humanity
classified
by Anglo Saxons
you fucking
Brits bend over
and take it up
the ASS
you killed the
planet
you ASS

So I have identified
the Villian
Bloodfield is the
Man
and he runs the CITY
in London
America agrees
and the Illuminati
always sees
a century ahead
otherwise
all those
mother fucking
cocksukers would
be long dead.

Just to summarize
the world is prize
that every tribe
needs to purse to
be alive
and when it comes
to nuclear war
your going to
want to wait it out
in a tribal fox hole
because we
are drawn in
circles self or family I will take family, village, province or state then country
and all these waves are constructed of cognitive dissonance people never
hear because they employ a reality destruct system that tells them happy lives
and in a hundred years we never missed a death.

Six dead civilization I prove. Now let some scholar who actually did research
and knows more than they learned from Erich Van Danican/ Chariots of the GODS. If you have never been thinkingaboot this book, your cooked.

I come to this conclusion because I now realize I am the clone of
Adonis activated by the margin of people who like Greek.  I am not talking about
all the great Greek food I can never pronounce or spell. I am not talking about Bruno Gerrusi the ultimate imaginary immigrant to CaNADA.

Blurred lines
it comes with conquest
and cross breeding
making mutts
that is going
to birth
new horizens
nothing
like before
humanity
labordooles
coloring the
planet
with
big
licks of
love and jumps
of affection
but unlike
the past
the nature of the relationship
has gone past
before
and become beyond
yes dogs
are the master
and humans
they keep around
because they are
so kind
and amusing