I was only shooting because I was scared

I like guns and one thing I missed when I was in 

Vegas was enjoying the thrill of full automatic fire.

Today in the USA there have been 273 mass shootings

and this calendar year is not over.

Gun advocates will say this is a case for more guns

to take down shooters by good people with guns.

Well this is a good idea in a brony universe I live in

reality in Canada. We can walk the streets perfectly safe

without firearms and home invasions are something

we trust to the police.

The argument that if you have gun control only the 

criminals will have guns is a macuffin if Hitchcock

was directing this show.

There is a world outside of America, not as perfect

but not as scared.

RIP Tom Petty

I first heard Tom Petty when Dam the Torpedoes hit. Although he never was top ranked, he was part of the soundtrack of my life.

Stop killing tomatoes to make ketchup

stop the sivlerbacks

Stop the silverbacks
take back humanity
cause its in 
our stars
its our destiney
to be free
and join
the citizens
of the galaxy

On the scale how meaningless is your life and what could you do to give it spice?

We are in 
a planet of suck
and ignore the vacuum
and fight back
and we
might live
like native
peoples
who had centuries
of meaningful
life

The native peoples
are Chinese who
did not want to 
wonder
if they qualified
to have the
cock
cut off

Catching fish in an Ocean

No matter what
anyone denies
the first fish
caught
was already
there
so where
was the discovery
and why should
we think
this first fisherman
was the golden
rule

Today we catch silcon
and fin it like
a great white
shark
thinner and thinner
until we mee
Gods place
at the table
and we
become Gods
but still have
the minds
of great apes

Las Vegas sets a record in mass shootings

First let me say I 
am gunnel horrified
at all the good
country fans
getting bowed
away
by a automatic
storm that
hypothetically
was highly
preventable
in a modern
civilization
these are places
where the citizens
do not subscribe
to the doctrine
that the rights
of the individual
trump society
uber all

Vegas celebrates the gun
culture and one of its
top attractions
is going to a club
and shooting a machine
gun

Those that say this
is instant Karma
I would disagree
but if the gun control
depate
needs a ant hill
of fire ants
Vegas is the 
place to start
the autopsy

The first sniper 
sat or layed
in his gimi
suit in a high
tower
he killed 15 people
August first 1966
long before ISIS
and facebook
this guy was
just a kook

Today the Internet
is like Homers Odessa
the Russians did it
but still filled
within it
attractive to devoted
people but filled
with lies

Culture is what
keeps up safe
from being animals
and that is why its
so important
to give people
hope and answers
not desperation
and cluster bombs
when they are hungry
and disenfranchised
as Napoleon
said
an army is only
three lost meals
away from
being a mob
in a side note
it was buttons
that lost France
to the Russians
More than a nipple
made hard by cold
or Justin Timberlake
he lost his nation
to a wardrobe failure

Napoleon the wily little
man with small
hands
we should all ackowlege
he fooled the French
who are the most
stubborn malcontents
of liberty
the planet of the advanced
apes
has ever created

Empire is a curse upon
mankind
and it comes
from within
and its 
silverback
genes
taking hold
when a simple
greyback
find its power
that they hold

History has
a list of human
empires
and they 
did some
great things
for example the 
Roman Empire
invented the Collusim
where the sheep
could cheer
while fellow
members 
where dismembered
and forget about
everything

The Japanes Empire
invented ceramics
and folded steel
blades that
could cut
through kevalar

The Chinese found
a way to keep all
those hot male
hormones
under
control
if you showed
any promise
they cut
your cock off
they did this
for 6000 years
and the practice
just ended in the
1930's
so if the Chinese
talk about a new
golden age
they are talking
about pissing
without a
controlled 
stream

Lets see how I can go
down on the Romans
its not hard
corruption of 
a system 
with good 
thinking

Next up the British
who ruled
the world 
intelligently
using human
nature as a weapon
and using cannons
as the last
resort
when
under the gun

I could go on for
endless Sundays
about the evil
of the Anglo
Saxons
but the fact
is they where
the shaved great
apes
that rose up
to lead
and won
civilization

So in 1776
this great empire
surrendered
despite all its
might the greates
prize they had
ever taken
from the 
native
people
well I am going
to rewrite history
here with a big
conspricacy
theory
the 17th
centery
equivialant
of Eldon
Musk
going to Mars

America was Mars
for the English upper
class who got
tired of King George
being crazy
and the tea\
party was
as astroturf
yesterday
as it is today
so the city
of London
established
on America
a second high
command
and the empire
no matter
what 
even a metor
strike 
would survive

Fast forward to
day 
we no longer
live in world
where you might
die just for giving
the wrong person
the evil eye
but we are kinda
on the bubble 
between advancing
civilization
and anarchy
and the zombie
apocoylse
is real
today
in 
Portua Rico


Stop the silverbacks
take back humanity
cause its in 
our stars
its our destiney
to be free
and join
the citizens
of the galaxy