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Bad Ass Motherfucker Original T shirt

If Motherfuckers cant
get a hand job
whats left for the

rest of us?

Canada Eh! 150year birthdays exculpate t shirt

Canada is a place where

everyone in the human

race can feel at home

and that blows out

the candles

at any celebration

Happy 150 Canada!

The idea of nations to the surprise of most who live in one is a modern invention.  One country under God only solidified in the 17th century, and it was the cover for imperialism.

Living next to the biggest myth builders of all time, its remarkable that Canada even exists at this time. For sure we were the worlds greatest pikers for failing to follow the American Dream circa 1776. We even fought and drew blood in 1812 but for what reason? I believe that the Americans were a splinter group from the Illuminati who dissenter due to what Adam Smith had to say. England just had too extravagant tastes in a land where communications took six months at best.
You can send as many virgins as you like to stamp out sex at the cathouse, but the one who does not fuck will be killed by the others.

The colonies were always a place for second and later sons to thrive and beat the first born by actually winning a race.  So wonderful was this experience a word was invented by the French to describe it: egalitarianism. Being English the sons of Shakespeare refined the word into meritocracy. A little linguistic flavour proving that by being bi polar in ancestory made Canada the best nation ever
to combat the mental illness of the world.

Canada was born on stolen land. Thats the truth and if the law we pretend today
was in existence yesterday we post 16th century settlers would all be in jail and likely making packages of prison panties to be sold on Geronimo.

Who has not stolen something, let them throw the first stone.  Life is a game of Risk, the fact that we can define and try to control this game play is what makes
civilization.

The indigenous people of Canada I doubt come from here.  Look at their faces and what do you see Chinese or Mongolian or Nepalese. I call them the first Hippies, because they live off the land and just live natural and nobody owes
anything or anybody and thats the thing the infestation of anglo saxons feared
and could not let such freedom breed.

I was born in 1958 a child of the Hungarian revolution which spilled over in spectacular ways to Canada. With the tacit approval of the Soviet Union hundreds of thousands of Hungarians came to Canada to be fed.

If you believe all races are equal your a fool. People are like dogs
and everybody loves a dog. Some dogs are attack dogs and others will
make you wet with kisses, humans are the same. The bred does not define
the characteristics but its an indicator, and if you put large groups together
they get all simplistic. Humans are animals plain and simple.

Humans are social creatures by habit. In Canada we have made best use of this social media to create the best place for all humans to live on this planet.
I lived in Austria for 7 years and I will tell you it blew me away. For a skilled white guy paradise.  I dont want to say the wrong thing about Austria a nation
I admire above all other.  They dont have the tools to integrate. Integration is
not a forward progression. In fact most third world immigrants are still stuck intellectually
in a lost century.

In my mind anyone who believes in Gods will
has sacrificed their squirrel life here on earth
and if you want to be a squirrel and 
run that cage to the max
Canada has succeeded 
IMHO
to place that energy.

Canada is a place where
everyone in the human
race can feel at home
and that blows out
the candles
at any celebration

Only in America

I have to admit although I process not a single weapon I like the idea of having a personal arsenal. Dragon Man has captured this impulse and turned it to gold. About $1 million a year flows to him from the curious and fellow travelers.

Hi Macs

Hi-MACS® is a stone and acrylic mix much like Corian.  I have not Hi Macs in person but was never a fan of the look of Corian. Hi Macs may just be the ticket. I can certainly imagine a shower made of this, as long as its a well supported cold shower.

House of Sand?

Coming soon to the Al Jezzera fake news channel.
What is more likely, the adoration of the New York Times or the rabble rousing ramblings of the Russkies?

Bee careful who yo sleep with if you dont want to get stung

Isreaial and Saudi are so into the pillows. What does it mean?

There are no victories to be held here

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzew  we defeated the Nazi. That was some kind of victory, but during operation paperclip we re enfranchised them, it was a firecracker victory.
Stop the fireworks. Great Nazi who had skills became great Americans and one
of those assholes put a man on the moon.

We can make may
or october
on thrust
but in
the end
humans
will do
all
kinds
of crazy
t9ing
to
stay in power

we are all consumed by nonsense

we are all consumed by nonsense
nothing expresses this better
than the pro team draft
where we care for brief
momement about absolulte
loosers
little kids that
wanted that goal
and worked
tottaly to do
that
and in
the end as
a first round
draft pick
cant make
the AHL

try I mean
watch the Hunger
Games
but if you want
something
you have to leave
all the laudry on the
line
and hope
for a refreshing
win

It will rip the guts out of America

And ISIS is sure to take credit. Everything within a thousand miles is dead.

Gripen for Canada

http://gripen4canada.blogspot.ca/p/artists-rendering-of-semi-stealth-gripen.html
cant add to that! Its all about the lifecyle costs!

Technological Appendages

Giving space
thats my territory
and I accept invaders
reluctantly

For example
headphones
anyone who tells
you headphones
are the answer
has already surrendered
yes they are a great comprise
but like virtual reality
no comparison to the real thing

As our lives become
completely digitized
can we not ask ourselves
what is left of
analog human
even if we cant
interface with
the newest tech

Whats the fucking purpose
Whats the fucking goal
to make another
billion economist approved
dollars
bullshit and it ends
worse than the
CHinese invasion
of Tibet

Does anyone care anymore

Its a constant assault on humanity
the news 24/7
make make us better
informed
but really is it all
necessary
why should I feel
the pain of another
lost family 
in Pakistan
or why should my children
need to explain
to someone
how they are
safe
from the Jihadists
the Muslim scum
that desecrate
this place

Let me temper that
last statement
a bit
if you read this 
blog
I get along real
well
with true believers
of every faith
but those who kill
in Gods name
are apospthe

Grenfell towers burn but dont fall down

Grenfell towers burn but
dont fall
down
like London Bridge
this could be
Gulliver's Travels
or it could
be 1984
it depends
upon who
wins the race

In any civilized society
the company that
refurbished the joint
would be looking
at negligent homicide

Its a Charles Dickson play
as old as the empire
and Jesus people its
been thousands
of years but
nothing changes

Jonathon Drouin

According to the headliner
this blog should have
hockey more mainliner
but I am lost for
words in this century
because my team
has defined mediocrity
just like the NHL

The promise of youth
is eternal
but for a sports fan
its ephemeral
and every draft
pick is a superstar
who will lead
the flock to
nirvana 
one more time
as the socialized
war of sports
gives meaning
to lives both
touched
and unfelt

At 22 Drouin
has more pressure
on him than a theoretical
tomahawk reactor
trying to capture
the power of the sun
in Gods bottle

Sports has always
been a bidness
a way to reap profits
and shape minds
for higher level
purposes
but in Quebec
it has always
been a source
of rebellion
and affirmation
that no war is ever
lost and somehow
heroes will set the 
people free
to parade down 
St Catherine's 
street enraptured
with pure joy
that the Anglo's
have gone down to
defeat 
and will always
be just punching
their ticket
to Hell's gate


Now young Drouin
has all this history
on his barely formed
shoulders
bonne chance
mon amie

Days of confusion approach the 100 year flood fantasy

The news today was spectacular in its unremarkable catastrophicy.
Baseball players catching bullets, a modern building going up in flames
like babalyon and yet unlike building 7 it did not collapse. In both cases you know the people responsible will only collect insurance money.
USA selling $12 Billion in lethal F15 to Qatar which just yesterday was a terrorist nation.

Before the flood

If we solve the real problems for most people, who cares about our place in the world

Most people do not give a fuck
about their countries place in the world
they care about their place in the world
which worldwide has become increasingly
diminished and unimportant to the big picture

We have the technology to make self sustaining capules that
could be stacked endlessly if if the transportation infrasturcte
was adequate.

Western women have given up on having babies
and who could blame them.
Make  birthing attractive and 
we could pull back
otherwise
the scum of the earth
will populate it

Thinking bullet resistant with kevlar and cermacis

Shoot me body
central
and watch me
kill you
on the counterpunch
cause I have dragon
skin motherfucker
although I got
to ask
how long before
I get blown
away depending
upon techology
for my pedestrian
low paid
existance?

Spread your wings

Spread your wings now
before the low
ground tubulance
prevents fight
its a battle
we need to
take on
now
no flinching
if we as a humanity
want to go
on
we have to follow
science
and that comes
into diametric
conflict with
adam smiths
the invisible\
hand and ever
other well written
scred
that made the
readers believers
and was seen as the
soucre of great wealth
but today time has
changed
and the fate of hummanmioty
is asking for a gas tax
to save the world
and all the people in
charge have to say'is
gas her up

When you have a problem you cant solve

When you have a problem you cant solve
who you gonna call
if its a waste issue
the plumber
or a short circuit the
electrocution
and they will make
short work
of it all

If your GDP is underwater
Goldman Sachs can 
profit from that
and in time
every nation
climbs back
from incredible debt
because the asset
is the people and
they are not going
away
no matter what
no matter how
poverty

When the global HVAC 
system gets plugged up
with a human 
hair ball
who you gonna call
Donald Trump
Al Gore
Carl Sagan
Steven Hawkings
Tony Robbins
or what is left
of the rest

Go Daddy put me
on line I got a message
and its past due
prime time
the world is fucked
because humans
care too much
about animal spirits
and superstition
and never listen
when math
is hard

The process now is irreversible 
in a human time line
we are going to all
die
leaving cockroach farts
because near the end
thats the only protein
the last survivors 
can count on

History is not biased
if you read between the lines
and like a palm reader
humanity seems to have
a death crease
in every fold they make
because hubris is not
one of the seven deadly sins
a fault of the old guys
who decided it was too
big of a word
for the human world

The TV series the 100
is a metaphor for our
current human condition
everybody is not going
to survive
and those that do
will be spaced for
the slightest infraction
because when life is hanging
by a thread every gram of
counterproductive weight
will be rejected by the hive
mind dedicated to survival
and though humans are
way up the scale over
bees wasps and ants
we share the same
inborn intelligence

Why did Norway using
the PET formula to accumulate
at trillion dollars
make a end of the world
seed bank?

Why do the richest men in the 
world have a condo in a missile silo?

Why is New Zealand more holy
than Jerusalem?

The seventh and my count could be wrong
will start out with more than you and me
when it comes to post apocalyptic growth
and the reason we all failed for all those
generations going back millions of years
was because of the sun
we all knew the skygod
and made him
number one

I am a Canadian
son of immigrant parents
one from the Hungarian Revolution
the other a daughter of a family
fleeing white Russian in Finland
my birth story is the story of every
nation
constant conflict over gold
and the people with no gold
pay the price
every time

I would like to see
Canada 
a nation rising
in the vision of PET
hunker down and prepare
for the Zombie Apocalypse
because due to geography
we are most likely to rise
after the rest of the world
has died

Forget helping Africa
and Haiti we have done
this since liberation
and the scene
there is always
more insane
and the money
is all in Switzerland
and the do goober
drive around in 
Range Rovers
and ask us
for a helping
hand

Canada is a lifeboat
for the present
and a speedboat
into the future

Salvation Mars

Its cosmically clear if we do not have a backup plan
humans are doomed. One years worth of military spending
could establish an eternal outpost.

Its a fridge

Great design, even non gear-heads could take a shine to this in the kitchen. Not only beautiful but efficient.

Is the pixel mightier than the sword?

I did not curate this list. One thing they should teach in school is perspective. Just because something is fucking awesome to the group does not mean its fucking awesome outside Boston. Nevertheless great books have moved human history.
Number one is the Bible and number two the Koran. Both total bullshit IMHO.
Much later came the books of reason. For sure Darwin leads in the non fiction,

but Gulliver's Travels and Uncle Toms Cabin are the non fiction that got under
everybody's skin. They both penetrated the reality distortion field so deeply
the deep state was powerless for generations.

In the 21st century the shame is that literature is a third world country of intellectual thought. Our most intelligent persons no longer consider reading to be important. Trading elevator speeches is now Shakespeare.

If you want to change the world today it has to be visual at least and interactive at best. I am not a gamer though I work a gamer rig because in a past life I was immersed in alternative reality where keystrokes made perfection and that was
so rewarding when I got to the end. Gaming is Pavlov's dog for the intelligentsia.
Give Fido great tasks and he will bring you back a huge bone.  The gamer does not care about the bone only the artificial satisfaction of acquisition. The people who are not able to game due to poverty and the people who do not game
because they know its a control mechanism are happy. Life goes on and so it goes. 

Do not be stupid. The most intelligent people in the world are under contract
to the most stupid people in the world.  This hybrid of intelligence and absolute stupidity is de rigur. Humans are animals and Grey's rule. We can change the rules
we can pass laws
but in the end
the Greys are
going to rule
the reason why
its human nature

Lets look at Israel
cause that is the 
ultimate start up
today they are ruled
by Netanyahoo
but in 1967
they won the world
because they believed
in a real defense

I love the Jews
in some respects
we should all
be religious in the
betterment of our
group especially
if it means I 
prosper
If you buy into this
you make great society
if you do otherwise your the 
Congo

I am not a Jew
but my mind explodes
daily at the stupidly
of the gnomes
now I am not saying
living under a Jewish
sky is all rainbows
For sure there is more
than foreskins that need
to be trimmed there

However in what works
in this world we live
in the Jews have
nailed it down best
and I still love
Singapore but
its so sterile
life can not
survive 
there

It was so easy
one two or five 
centuries ago
to keep the sheep
in line
today its chaos
as everybody
has everything on
line
and we can pick
and choose
like children
at a candy
store
with a advertisement
if you do this
you will have
candy forever

Right now Right here
little watched TV
is going on
an nobody knows
if it will be influential
because no one
is talking about it

House of Cards
is a rectal examine
of the political system
but no shit seems to stick
to our real politics

The Leftovers
takes the rapture
and asks serious
questions
about how that could be
no matter what the science
behind this exception
of every society
the message
should be
that love
conquers faith
every day
24 seven
forever

House of Cards
and Game of Thrones
tell us
that there
is a hurricane
of power turbines
whirring above us
and they deliver
nothing in the long
term
so we need to place
a power tax on
power

The best democracy the invisible hand can buy

Well well well the invisible hand
has found flesh
and its necromancy
is written in the book
of Koch.

Watch Boardwalk Empire
stream House of Cards
and you see why democracy
is like communism
both have never
been tried

Continued Terror in England

A group of terrorists brainwashed by limited thinking
are promoting the British Government
to limit worldwide networks of free
thought
What brain-dead thinking comes to the conclusion
that castrating the internet means freedom
and security
Terrorism is just another policy tool
and it has been wielded with great 
and terrible effect.