Headphones and a full recovory

Yeah this planet
is soniclly doomed
by some bad ear
and teh liquid
running accoss
the floor after
so many decibels
is not going
to chaNGE
a thing
when it comes
to listening

Eric Scheer is the new con leader

The previous goverment cut off Russiand strippers infiltrating our most sensitive maned areas.

The Russian threat is a joke with a nuclear punchline.

Speaking of nuclear meltdowns we have a new Conservative leader who graduated directly into politics and this makes

him very qualified in medieval studies. He should make an impact telling Canada that immunization caused the black plague.

Otherwise in a rapidly deteriorating world I am a slowly melting icicle. Its time for Justine to tell the world and the intelligence if you want live move here, Russia or New Zeland. I have been to New Zeeland my friend and it make Great Britian seem progressive in attitude, but as a people

so friendly to the blue eyed me. (my eyes are actually grey

and I suffer from eye colour discrimination, I have a doctor that promises he can make my eyes blue, and I will be crowd funding this wonderful transformation :)

Leftovers - the best trash in the universe

American Gods - first ep made anything after so hard to follow

w but its crashing my dreams

Designated Survivor - Trump anti hope for the future

with some torture thrown in

Into the Badlands - I am going to be selling my own brand

of Kantana.

The 100 - if I ever sleep with a women not my wife

she will have black blood

Handmaiden's Tale - so dark, so true, but they should have cast ladies the men would think aboot.

Dr Who - sorry I am no longer sixteen

The Expanse - out of circulation but still pumping blood

into a atmosphere that can not begin to use its excellence

In summary if I depend upon prime tv shows to tell me

anything or even if I should look forward to Sunday night

its all a dream. Lots of fluff but no airbags stitched into the silk sheet and foam of magical properties.

The network news or even the print edition is just bogus

on both sides. Humans for the first time since you learned to print you will decide whaT FONT  rules. Its that subtle.

In a war where the image is stronger than reality and makes

the sword look like a letter opener in a buggy whip world.

The Russians are cumming the Russians are comming

My whole life 
and I am dam
near 60 has been
threatened by Russians
ReallY?

Look at the facts
its like being attacked
by intelligent
ants
they can be thwacked
with bug spray.

Overthrowing a Monarchy
has long memories
in the City
Sure they forgave
France because they
control the economy
through Rothschild banks

Russia was something differant
an answer to the question
of why cant we just all
live in peace
but it was hijacked
and mad into a totalitarian
nightmare
that even George Orwell could not'
imagine

Then the wall came down
and we invaded
and looted and pillaged Russian
in the good old
way just
like Shermans 
March
nothing '
left but scorched earth

Putin inherited this dead
society
and using his
KGB skills
he became a Russian
superhero

Regardless of everthing
Russia is no threat to anyone
except itself
and dreams of global
conquest
I think 
do not find a place
in any Russian dreams
but in America
its always nightmare
thats why the military
industrial complex 
never sleeps

Good Times to be pissing in my ear

I dont listen so well
even when the absoulte
truth is promulgated

But my life and my family
are secondary
to my team
for which I
do every thing

I do not want to get'
into all the bowel movements
of my culture
except its safe
to say I would eat
anything to make
myself better

As I look out
over beautify
yet fragile
horizons
I ask myself
is there any
way in my big
bold life
I could ensure
for generations
these little water
enterprises that
even true believers
would acknowlage
came from GOD
and all our collective
wisdom could concluede\
it looks dry
its a dessart
Its falujai
at home

Never believe in what you believe if you want truth

we will win the cup in 2018
this is one of my predictions you can take to the bank
and get a mortgage on a house the Chinese have flipped three times
Donald Trump will do something Presidental
after a decade in capitvity Julian Assage will be
released and will rape a bobby just because
Sean Humanity will admit he is a slumlord just because
Hillary Clinton will promote tap obs made in Russia
The US will invade Syria to make sure ISSIS does not fail
Benjamin Netanyahoo will get a billon dollar commission on a sale of a
rare Lawrence of Arabia auto bighrpfy
the price of your cell plan and interet will exceed your mortagage
if you have a house
otherwise your living at starbucks
and their stock soars
cause you are a bandwidth sucker
biggest hit of the year in the movies
is Patpong 911
where Vin D saves sold girls
and they love him forever
big time
Slavery is declared legal
along with child laBOR
BY THE INVISIBEL HAND
REPULICAN
CONGRES
THE bees get a commicail on Bell
to protest thier extinction due to
bascially taboacco
we know about zpg
and everbody lied
because
it would make\
everything in human\\
history irrelevant
operation paperclip

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The Jews Killed Jesus

Why the Jews Killed Jesus

a screenplay  by Steve contributions and censors to be added later.

The movie opens with Constantine in the morning sun with a achingly beautiful women on his flaccid penis. A small drop of urine leaks from her mouth and lands on his toe.

He screams with rage and pulls out spraying her with urine.

He calls for the guard and orders she be sent to the lions

and demands to see the household manager.

Constantine ; you are only a single drop of urine away from being lunch at an African safari what do you say?

HM: this servant has been tested for years by the guard, she was graded a first class urine sallower by an exacting process.

C: well the process failed, ( he gestures to the guard) Send this asshole and everyone ever trained by him to the lions, and adversarial it as a failure to stop a leak.

C; I need someone on my cock now , is everyone incompetent. (everywhere C goes he has some beauty on his cock for the rest of this scene)

C; I gotta take a crap, I hope the shiteaters are better trained.

C: get me the treasury secretary

TS: yes your excellence

C How is the treasury

TS: Phenomal we have achieved growth bla bla bla

C: So how much gold do I have

TS: well is that physical gold or ETF/

C: ETF, WTF feed him to the lions.

C: get me the smartest man in the kingdom

Enter a Wizard like character

C. WTF is going on

W: well the barbarians are at the gate and only smart measures can stop them.

C: Did you just call me stupid?

W: no my cheese, you only need to embrace science.

C; WTF is science

W: well its were you  measure outcomes and make decisions based upon the best results.

C: Fuck that, I know the best outcomes what else you got before I feed you to the lions.

W: Well I could construct a edifice that would game theory your decisions so that the likely outcomes would be obvious before you made the actual decison.

C: so I would be more infallible?

W Yes.

C: Make it so

Scene shifts to the Colosseum in Rome newly constructed, filled with thousands chanting 1 or 0.

C. So I spent a billion Romans on this, and I am paying half the population to spy on the other half, so this better work.

W: please your excellency put forward the question.

C: what can save the empire

Answer : an all encompassing religion

in the year 300 a desperate Why the Jews Killed Jesus

a screenplay  by Steve contributions and censors to be added later.

The movie opens with Consintine in the morning sun with a achingly beautiful women on his flaccid penis. A small drop of urine leaks from her mouth and lands on his toe.

He screams with rage and pulls out spraying her with urine.

He calls for the guard and orders she be sent to the lions

and demands to see the household manager.

Constantine ; you are only a single drop of urine away from being lunch at an African safari what do you say?

HM: this servant has been tested for years by the guard, she was graded a first class urine sallower by an exacting process.

C: well the process failed, ( he gestures to the guard) Send this asshole and everyone ever trained by him to the lions, and adversative it as a failure to stop a leak.

C; I need someone on my cock now , is everyone incompetent. (everywhere C goes he has some beauty on his cock for the rest of this scene)

C; I gotta take a crap, I hope the shiteaters are better trained.

C: get me the treasury secretary

TS: yes your excellence

C How is the treasury

TS: Phenomal we have achieved growth bla bla bla

C: So how much gold do I have

TS: well is that physical gold or ETF/

C: ETF, WTF feed him to the lions.

C: get me the smartest man in the kingdom

Enter a Wizard like character

C. WTF is going on

W: well the barbains are at the gate and only smart measures can stop them.

C: Did you just call me stupid?

W: no my cheese, you only need to embrace science.

C; WTF is science

W: well its were you  measure outcomes and make decisions based upon the best results.

C: Fuck that, I know the best outcomes what else you got before I feed you to the lions.

W: Well I could construct a edifice that would game theory your decisions so that the likely outcomes would be obvious before you made the actual decison.

C: so I would be more infallible?

W Yes.

C: Make it so

Scene shifts to the collosum in Rome newly constructed, filled with thousands chanting 1 or 0.

C. So I spent a billion Romans on this, and I am paying half the population to spy on the other half, so this better work.

W: please your excellency put forward the question.

C: what can save the empire

Answer : an all encompassing religion 

found medieval social media

300 years later the people of this 

world got the word that Jesus

had died

and risen in just

a weekend

this is as incredible as the fouders

of the American Repulic picking

Donald Trump to be president

If you believe in Jesus CHrist

Donald Trump as president is

not a leap of faith

its Gods will

Can we count all the ways Trump is 

bad for this

job

really we should have had the Jebber
Trump is the first and unfortunealty

not the last

of TV presidents

Wack Jobs without end

in the Pines

dear leaders

in North Korea

and now in the land

of the free

and the home

of the brave

Donald Trump

who will make

America Great Again

Is he going to keep 

urban areas from

being less safe

than Syria

is he going to 

stop the 1%

from taking the

white picket fence

away

In a word NO

Donald Trump

is the Manchurian candidate

its a cons
end run
a mallable
narcisast filled
with self importancw
who will do or say
everthing in order
not to be embarrassed
p[[]]-0-0=
The Trump
wet the bed and I
have heard that in every
trump hotel the bed
is like a urine tampon

Mass Murder in Manchester

A lone wolf
according to plan
now is severed
endlessly by 72
virgins for taking
the life of 22 children
virgins

Can one blame Islam for this
yes
its different than Priest endlessly
diddling alter boys
for centuries
there are no passages in the
Bible that celebrate suicide

All religions are nothing more
than control mechanisms
humans like all other animals
are nothing more than higher
level Pavlov's dogs

If the west really wants to stop
this plague
point out were all the funding
and thinking and
everything elses
comes from

Case in point
we have Shite
which you can say Iran
we have Sunni which
you can say Saudi Arabia
911 was a Sunni group
ISSIS, Al Queda and the Taliban
are all Sunni
Hamas is Shite
know your
terrorists

But can he skate?

Crazy Hockey Fight

trouble in Paradise

In 1976 I went on a March break holiday to Freeport in the Bahamas. My friend and I were just 17 and as threatening as the Queens Christmas message.  We went everywhere at all hours in various states of inebriation. We found nothing but friendly faces in in places we were outnumbered 100 to one in otherwise all black places.

Sadly in most of the world that level of humanity is extinct. Larger and large parts of the world become no go zones every year. This is one of the largest failures of humanity ever. It does not have to be this way. Re think security!

My most iconic album ever reborn

The concept of an album has been lost in the itunes age, pity. I hope all the classic music get this kind of treatment.

More beautiful cars

300 SL

1957 Cadillac Eldorado

E Type Jag

1966 Ford GT40 ( simply ageless)
1985 Lamborghini Countach 5000 Quattrovalvole 
If I could collect cars and could only buy one it would be this one.

Murdered DNC Staffer Seth Rich Shared 44,053 Democrat Emails With WikiLeaks: Report

Lots of smoke, will see fire. Remember the steel superstructure of the twin towers was molten for weeks but nobody officially saw  anything.

Kisses that taste like honey

Is that so medieval thinking of me
well you better get used to it
because we have now the world
best intelligence
trying to promote uppity
and earth is flat argument
with freedom

Charter schools are freedom
Bearing arms is freedom
Polluting the world is freedom
Equal bandwidth for all websites
is slavery

Alien Shinkansen Train

I want to ride this alien creation. In North America we ride lower and slower in the 21st century than we did in the 19th.

another T Shirt with no design

I dont believe in fairy tales
I believe in best practices

Pre crime Pre Profileing

What you did not know about me, and I will tell you

now is that I am a profiler. I profile everyone

and everything in the pursuit of excellence in my life.

A badly designed garbage can

could live a stink in my life

diminishing my tremendous performance

I dont know what would ever

happen if I needed

a hair job

because that seems

to be the ultimate vanity

not trusting God

to reveal I am bald

Anyway like Sampson I have

all my hair approaching 60

and all I worry about

is not being taken serious

by all the bald old men

because they dont

know I am

suri generous

special like

the northern lights

visible

in Montreal

when God gives

you a light show

its all good

right!

The world is going

to fuck like

a low use

toilet on a 

number two flush

it just keeps swirling

but cant handle

such a big

turd

Seriously start 

imprinting all 

your personal photos

in Titanium

now I know it will be

monochrome exhibitions

but the people of the 

future will fill

in all the colors

and spice of life

because no matter 

what you try and do

to control

a human

they still have

an imagination

Stephen Hawkings says

we have 100 years

left

and I doubt

no the big Deep State

will never allow that

timeline

its nots as if

they are stupid

they have ruled

the earth since

day one

and for every empire

that has collapsed 

someone has prospered

but to do it over and over

again means

that we are fools

and the dice are loaded

and their is really no

freedom my friend

but on the internet

we need good lawyers

to betray the cynicism

my thoughts bring.

The Emperor never worries about Health Care

Its a total moral surrender on the part of the Republican US congress. We do not expect poor people to get well we expect them to die.

Whats with all the dystopia?

I wish big Pharma and big entertainment and the industrial military complex had
a solution for nihilism.
Thats my anti dystopian statement
as if I should just take the  F5 news
of destruction at every level
and use it to construct
a perfectly level
house
for the dark
ages

Its never been darker
before the dawn
but nowdays
someone has patented
the dawn
and they went
bankrupt
and its tied
up in the courts
and untill the settlement
its going to be dark
deal

Hey Hey Hi
get happy
we are living in 
a golden age
believe me now
and I will prove
it later
like the Trump
its all yellow or golden
on top with a shade
of rouge

Very unlikely we are going to blow
ourselves up in a nuclear war
hey thats great
All the slow steady ways to end
ourselves are all in play
but humans do this
always every day
drugs, eating
or lack of exercise
so all we got to do
now
is make the planet
do yoga
and we will
survive

Internet Lawyers Dystopia

Faster better stronger
we want our speed
who would stand
in the way of progress
well it appears
some god dammed
hippy lawyers
who are tripping
on communistic
thought
and greater community
orgasms

You put a restraint between
me and my Facebook
and I will put a shotgun
in your face
you try and stop me buying
faster at Amazon
and I will welcome
you to the jungle
socialist
lowest common denouement
better call
Saul
way of thinking

Its criminal to prevent
the progress capitalist collectivism
can bring to the consumer
saving time channeling hate
we are all one big corporation
and we provide commerce
and who is against supply and demand
well it seems
pesky lawyers
and farmers
and drivers
and parents
but we dont care
because we make
the rules
making you 
pay gold
for talking to 
tin ears

China is a Ferengi Enterprise

I first went to China, in 1986 on business. My conclusion was that anyone doing business there would leave the country naked and bleeding. I last went to China in 2002. After close to two years on the ground there I became nothing but more convinced. China is a Ferengi enterprise that will assimilate everything. The only thing stopping the Chinese is the Chinese, and last time around they went 6000 years without interruption. Sellers beware, in a deal with China most likely its you that have been bought.