How long does it take for the stink to wash off for you

If you living on this planet
as one of the 100% or
the subgoup the one
you all know
your going to be
dipped in shit
sometime

How you wash this
off and how you
cut your hair
to minimzie the stink
that shampoo
no matter how rich
can not wash away

So something to be said
for good hygine
as long as they
are not your 
chaufeer and your
planning to give
the death of employment
to his good
collean