Friday, 9 October 2015

Known Outage

There is a known outage
when the system breaks
and its on every screen
information everyone
needs to know
but the system man
IT disseminates it so slow
and I become the messenger
please don't shoot me
or worse give me
a bad CSAT
some wounds can be bandaged
others deny the facts

There is a known outage
when something screws up
could be a Pole has been hit
or an Ungarn(Hungarian) is corrupt
maybe Edward Snowden
hates Game of Thrones
only the lord knows

There is a known outage
when an update goes sideways
and progress sputters to a stop
a victim of manufactued stupid day
as if Windows 10
was not thick enough
free downloads
with Microsoft
at your back
cover my six

There is a known outage
so best to just take a rest
go about other business
and let the world take
care of the tests
and tribulation
behind the scenes
where the action
is fast and furious
and good people
are eaten alive
all will be resovled
as soon as possible
and we do not stop to bury
the dead
execpt for HBO
this is a good theme
for a new show

There is a know outage
and its growing
we cant find the handle
and are dropping all the balls
but still we take the calls
still we take the calls
back to back
back to back
back to back
with no minimum
hour days
never going on the attack
just absorbing all that pain
making the customer
feel good again

I used to admire M Night Shamala
the 6th sense genius and then I realized
he was a one hit wonder
no danger for that in

me I am now flying in my Taxi
taking tips
getting stoned Biblicaly


Known outage
Known outage
many nodes down
do not let me down
Known outage
you are a data clown
really not funny
really not funny
Data Tech comedy
is dark and disconnected
please bring the live wire
back to me
I need the live wire
send a hit please
do not make me another
of industrial disease

Should Holocaust Denial be a Crime?

If it were to be, how many other ideas would become criminal? I am all for letting fools speak freely to let them fully identify themselves. If people fallow fools then I might consider the need to save people from themselves. The fact the need arises to even discuss the issue shows we have had a major failure to communicate in the last few decades.

Harper Goobers the Brand

Regrets I have a few

Number one is not learning to play the guitar when I had a chance in Grade 6. You moron Steve! Now technology is reaching out to me. Mama let him play!
Thats an Iphone guitar app screen on top

Wednesday, 7 October 2015

Bethune the terrosit this election

Calling Dr Bethune
Canada needs you
though you are
long dead
fighting a war
that today
would be called
if you had a wedding pinic
a terrorist barbaque
with you on the menu
especially during
an election

looking back in history
we can see how totally wrong
that would be
for Canada let
alone China

Cause you were there
man on the scene
telling Mao Tse Sung
what it means
to live the Canadian dream
and you correctly idendified
thats our place in the world
not bombing people
who we think are
not on our side

Side this side that who knowns
who really cares
could be your neighbour
could be a stranger
you will never know
until the Zombies attack
but one thing every country
needs is better train tracks

So lets take the Niqab or
the solution many men
have sought to fuck a
beautiful body
but did not care
about the face
and for those
particulalry ugly
a double bag
so that during
one would not
come lose

Never been there
never would do that
but there is a case
in this sexualized
world for a man
to make this kind
of mindless
sexual act

I gotta look at my co workers
big butt
thankfully covered
so if they want to continue
this trend to the face
who am I to pretend
thats not their right
after all we have
a fucking charter of rights

Charter of rights bitches in Nijabs
who do not know
if the lies the goverment tells
will make their noses
grow out of the Nijab
totally exposed
and will have to retreat
to the dessert where
nothing grows

Fuck I hate that fucking nijab
and bigjap and every other
peice of clothing that seperates
me from you on purpose
and I can include all kinds
of cultural delights
but its mostly confined
to the Sikhs and Jews

Both of which I dont understand at all
cause I am not stupid
just a guy who loves
a great waterfall

Canada could work through the Jews and Siks
but the muslims that was a natural resouce
we can not mine
if their are not enough
foriegn temporay workers
to take that paycheck away
cause we are a free
country and that
why if you want
good goverment
you have to
damm well pay

I grew up hating homsexuals, blacks and Jews
I did not even know Asian exept for Nips

Now do not blame my parents who were
the most tolerent people you would ever
Because these were not their values
and in my small town this
made them roughly black sheep
but to tell the truth nobody
gave two shits about such issues
casuse this town had no blacks
no Muslims and one token Jew
who owned a haberdassary
and was seen by all
as a good guy through
and through

Growing up Toronto was a big city to me
like landing on the moon
and I was Neil Armstrong
and one of the biggest things
the people of the modern world
should regret
is they will \
never have such simple
as being
enthralled at visting Toronto

To make a long story short
I grew up in a differant way
and now I know
every people and have
no fear

Nobody wants to kill us
no matter what the bred
we are all brothers sisters
mothers fathers lovers
and children playing on the
same decling field
and all that matters
is that we work together
to make the world yeild
less to our will
and find a way
like our genes
to look hot
without the

Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Demons and Angels cross dressing

Demons and Angles
are cross dressing
changing up the scene
you got to fight for
your right to party
these days

The prohibitionists and serious people
like to think they are on the right path
but the road they paved
is killing the planet
and sucking the life
out of humanity
because who has
more genuine fun
than free people
born wild and free
not made to be
ruled by the meek
and foolish
hulks of humans
who take on Zombie
forum way
before they are undead.

Thursday, 1 October 2015

The bullshit that has runied our world and sadly its true

Bullshit fountains stream shit
to our lizard brains 
and no mind
is exempt
your going to have
a shitfaced
mind even if your
no one is exempt

Have you ever seen
a crowd undulate
in Africa
and been amazed
at how a billion
people could 
react spontaneously
to just one chord
and now you know
how deadly a three
chord can be
if you want to 
program the lizard brain
It took me one day 
and one night
and I got married
just the same
but was it fair 
for me to program
I am the only one
who can 
judge if that was insane

I program everyone
who surrounds
me and they have 
no anti virus
for how have I 
the head of 
lizard brain
for a billion year
if I was not Tully
free of the 
lizard brain
cut out
a billion years ago
by LSD

Jones Spaceman
is my name
and I an not
a vi son
of alternative
you see those really
do not exist
so be patient
no matter what
its just you
and me

I came from a billion 
years ago
due to relativity
and when I landed
here so resplendent
in my advanced PVC
i felt at home
cause the people
running the planet
where so determined
to repeat the cycle
of wiping  out

humanity we are a joke
so intelligent
but we can not 
a monkey out 
of a tree
if it has
a vote
that can be manipulated
for me