Wednesday, 24 May 2017

Never believe in what you believe if you want truth

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we will win the cup in 2018
this is one of my predictions you can take to the bank
and get a mortgage on a house the Chinese have flipped three times
Donald Trump will do something Presidental
after a decade in capitvity Julian Assage will be
released and will rape a bobby just because
Sean Humanity will admit he is a slumlord just because
Hillary Clinton will promote tap obs made in Russia
The US will invade Syria to make sure ISSIS does not fail
Benjamin Netanyahoo will get a billon dollar commission on a sale of a
rare Lawrence of Arabia auto bighrpfy
the price of your cell plan and interet will exceed your mortagage
if you have a house
otherwise your living at starbucks
and their stock soars
cause you are a bandwidth sucker
biggest hit of the year in the movies
is Patpong 911
where Vin D saves sold girls
and they love him forever
big time
Slavery is declared legal
along with child laBOR
BY THE INVISIBEL HAND
REPULICAN
CONGRES
THE bees get a commicail on Bell
to protest thier extinction due to
bascially taboacco
we know about zpg
and everbody lied
because
it would make\
everything in human\\
history irrelevant
operation paperclip
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The Jews Killed Jesus



Why the Jews Killed Jesus
a screenplay  by Steve contributions and censors to be added later.

The movie opens with Constantine in the morning sun with a achingly beautiful women on his flaccid penis. A small drop of urine leaks from her mouth and lands on his toe.
He screams with rage and pulls out spraying her with urine.
He calls for the guard and orders she be sent to the lions
and demands to see the household manager.

Constantine ; you are only a single drop of urine away from being lunch at an African safari what do you say?

HM: this servant has been tested for years by the guard, she was graded a first class urine sallower by an exacting process.

C: well the process failed, ( he gestures to the guard) Send this asshole and everyone ever trained by him to the lions, and adversarial it as a failure to stop a leak.

C; I need someone on my cock now , is everyone incompetent. (everywhere C goes he has some beauty on his cock for the rest of this scene)

C; I gotta take a crap, I hope the shiteaters are better trained.

C: get me the treasury secretary
TS: yes your excellence
C How is the treasury
TS: Phenomal we have achieved growth bla bla bla
C: So how much gold do I have
TS: well is that physical gold or ETF/
C: ETF, WTF feed him to the lions.
C: get me the smartest man in the kingdom
Enter a Wizard like character
C. WTF is going on
W: well the barbarians are at the gate and only smart measures can stop them.
C: Did you just call me stupid?
W: no my cheese, you only need to embrace science.
C; WTF is science
W: well its were you  measure outcomes and make decisions based upon the best results.
C: Fuck that, I know the best outcomes what else you got before I feed you to the lions.
W: Well I could construct a edifice that would game theory your decisions so that the likely outcomes would be obvious before you made the actual decison.
C: so I would be more infallible?
W Yes.
C: Make it so
Scene shifts to the Colosseum in Rome newly constructed, filled with thousands chanting 1 or 0.
C. So I spent a billion Romans on this, and I am paying half the population to spy on the other half, so this better work.
W: please your excellency put forward the question.
C: what can save the empire

Answer : an all encompassing religion

in the year 300 a desperate Why the Jews Killed Jesus
a screenplay  by Steve contributions and censors to be added later.

The movie opens with Consintine in the morning sun with a achingly beautiful women on his flaccid penis. A small drop of urine leaks from her mouth and lands on his toe.
He screams with rage and pulls out spraying her with urine.
He calls for the guard and orders she be sent to the lions
and demands to see the household manager.

Constantine ; you are only a single drop of urine away from being lunch at an African safari what do you say?

HM: this servant has been tested for years by the guard, she was graded a first class urine sallower by an exacting process.

C: well the process failed, ( he gestures to the guard) Send this asshole and everyone ever trained by him to the lions, and adversative it as a failure to stop a leak.

C; I need someone on my cock now , is everyone incompetent. (everywhere C goes he has some beauty on his cock for the rest of this scene)

C; I gotta take a crap, I hope the shiteaters are better trained.

C: get me the treasury secretary
TS: yes your excellence
C How is the treasury
TS: Phenomal we have achieved growth bla bla bla
C: So how much gold do I have
TS: well is that physical gold or ETF/
C: ETF, WTF feed him to the lions.
C: get me the smartest man in the kingdom
Enter a Wizard like character
C. WTF is going on
W: well the barbains are at the gate and only smart measures can stop them.
C: Did you just call me stupid?
W: no my cheese, you only need to embrace science.
C; WTF is science
W: well its were you  measure outcomes and make decisions based upon the best results.
C: Fuck that, I know the best outcomes what else you got before I feed you to the lions.
W: Well I could construct a edifice that would game theory your decisions so that the likely outcomes would be obvious before you made the actual decison.
C: so I would be more infallible?
W Yes.
C: Make it so
Scene shifts to the collosum in Rome newly constructed, filled with thousands chanting 1 or 0.
C. So I spent a billion Romans on this, and I am paying half the population to spy on the other half, so this better work.
W: please your excellency put forward the question.
C: what can save the empire
Answer : an all encompassing religion 
found medieval social media

300 years later the people of this 
world got the word that Jesus
had died
and risen in just
a weekend
this is as incredible as the fouders
of the American Repulic picking
Donald Trump to be president
If you believe in Jesus CHrist
Donald Trump as president is
not a leap of faith
its Gods will

Can we count all the ways Trump is 
bad for this
job
really we should have had the Jebber
Trump is the first and unfortunealty
not the last
of TV presidents
Wack Jobs without end
in the Pines
dear leaders
in North Korea
and now in the land
of the free
and the home
of the brave
Donald Trump
who will make
America Great Again

Is he going to keep 
urban areas from
being less safe
than Syria
is he going to 
stop the 1%
from taking the
white picket fence
away

In a word NO
Donald Trump
is the Manchurian candidate
its a cons
end run
a mallable
narcisast filled
with self importancw
who will do or say
everthing in order
not to be embarrassed
p[[]]-0-0=
The Trump
wet the bed and I
have heard that in every
trump hotel the bed
is like a urine tampon


Tuesday, 23 May 2017

Mass Murder in Manchester

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A lone wolf
according to plan
now is severed
endlessly by 72
virgins for taking
the life of 22 children
virgins

Can one blame Islam for this
yes
its different than Priest endlessly
diddling alter boys
for centuries
there are no passages in the
Bible that celebrate suicide

All religions are nothing more
than control mechanisms
humans like all other animals
are nothing more than higher
level Pavlov's dogs

If the west really wants to stop
this plague
point out were all the funding
and thinking and
everything elses
comes from

Case in point
we have Shite
which you can say Iran
we have Sunni which
you can say Saudi Arabia
911 was a Sunni group
ISSIS, Al Queda and the Taliban
are all Sunni
Hamas is Shite
know your
terrorists



Tuesday, 16 May 2017

But can he skate?



Crazy Hockey Fight

trouble in Paradise

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In 1976 I went on a March break holiday to Freeport in the Bahamas. My friend and I were just 17 and as threatening as the Queens Christmas message.  We went everywhere at all hours in various states of inebriation. We found nothing but friendly faces in in places we were outnumbered 100 to one in otherwise all black places.

Sadly in most of the world that level of humanity is extinct. Larger and large parts of the world become no go zones every year. This is one of the largest failures of humanity ever. It does not have to be this way. Re think security!

My most iconic album ever reborn


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The concept of an album has been lost in the itunes age, pity. I hope all the classic music get this kind of treatment.

More beautiful cars

The Gullwing doors on the 300SL are its defining feature

300 SL
The Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz Roadster stands out among American cars of the period
1957 Cadillac Eldorado
The Jaguar E-Type is arguably the best looking car ever built
E Type Jag

1966 Ford GT40 ( simply ageless)
1985 Lamborghini Countach 5000 Quattrovalvole 
If I could collect cars and could only buy one it would be this one.