Post fifty five sex

When I wake up in the morning

I still have a hard on

even at 55

I want to post this online

to prove I am still a man

my greatest tool

is still charged

cause at this point

that's about all I got

along with my full

head of hair
and yes the carpet
matches the drapes

No one wants my drill

24/7 and I have not

even in this internet age

managed to make a site

where my boner

meets a paying meat patty

that will allocate a credit dollar

for AM prime

I am like Joe Buck

not a Midnight Cowboy

but a Sunrise Hipster

Cause believe me ladies

after noon I fade

low T I expect

and I do not have

the cash or more importantly

the brains

to get that injection

My Shot is still harder

than many NHL Hockey Players

I have radar evidence to

back up this claim

and tons of plaster

chipped away

from every domicile

that has evidence

that I lived there

But I know

my shot will

not always be so

strong like bull

and gradually

the wrists will

go and the whole system

will collapse

and if I am lucky enough

once a week I will get a

sponge bath

I expect the worker

could see I was naturally sexy

would want to mount me

if the smell was not so old

old people smell

is not sexy