Jones Spaceman Speaks!

A Steve experiment. Using a very very very small focus group I wonder does anyone want to know more, about Jones Spaceman, and his conquest of the planet he loves. He loves it really more than you or I because he was a geneticly programmed Eunuch.

Jones Spaceman Speaks was the teaser for the biggest interview in the history of the Roman calender. Now two years later after he had conquered the world the man in the orange barrelled and seemingly anodised jump suit was ready to tell the world his future plans, and many hope the past that formulated them.

Not surprisingly no one from America or the BBC was chosen to hear the words firsthand. Jones Spaceman sought a voice to challenge him that would think allot about what questions to ask. Most importantly the question should not be spun by his apostate, they should just flow like water from the fountain of intelligent enquiry to match his plan of a world governed in every aspect by meritocracy. Even though Jones Spaceman looked like a hulking NHL defenceman from Finland he had already concluded the Chinese were his best bet to rule.

He had returned to the planet of his birth one day to late to meet in person Lee Kuan Yew. Jones Spacemen felt no emotion at his death in fact it was six months into his earth studies that he identified that guy
as a key lever to Marshall the forces of humanity. 

Jones Spaceman felt few emotion compared to his fellow humans
it was not because he was the last thread to their ancient an sectors
it was because he was made that way by the God Odin. If there was one unpredictable thing about his DNA it was the way he thought about sex every day
even though it was impossible for him in any way. 
Imprinting its an old human programming trick, and ever bit of the code of humanity had been written on his soul without the need for constant updates. One thing Jones Spaceman had concluded is that Microsoft was bankrupt.

Odin rules man was that true in his day. Now the earth would find out
why it was no longer that way today. 

Jones Spaceman was as nervous about the interview as Tony Blair before a speech to the Qatar assembly. The biggest difference is that his word would make the audience rich instead of vice versa.

For Jones Spaceman to conquer the planet earth was an easy task. He had been designed from birth to be a capo interstellar travelling through black holes and time tunnels to make the will of Odin universal.

Retuning as a failure to earth in 2015 and finding no trace of Odin's empire except for mythical tales,  a Thor role in the Avengers and a pretty good series called Vikings laid him out for more than a year. 

Cognitive dissonance had rendered him unfit for duty.

Jones Spaceman a classicly trianed Eunoch
of the highest degree
knew that after a million
years on it 
was time to go on
and not want to burn 
down the palace and
find the surgeon
that removed his penis
just to pay him back

Jones Spaceman
had nearly half his brain
filled with his childhood
imprinting of how
beging an eunough 
was supririo
and there no dobut
he was
but he would
have given everthing
to drink moonshine
and fuck a pig or a sheep 
or anything
he did not think about himself as
Gay nevertheless he never got
to choose his way

A hetrosexul with no penis
was how he would self identify
but it was no matter

He had been commished by Odin
himself to take the longships
into the wormhole
not knowing if they would ever
emerge but they knew
the version of Eienstisn
in their time had
proven
even in the best case if they
returned to Earth it would
be a hundred thousand
rotations later

Jones Spaceman had
no rank because
on his mission 
there was no futher
need for description
Jones Spaceman

Jones Spaceman was
part of five man crew
exploring Alpha Centari
when they came upon
a Pizon
for earth and landed
and found
themselves feeling
like Capitian Kirk
and a green lady
after hours

He totally lost the war
and only mangaged to escape
into his future
for  fluke of man
and his ambition 
to just see another day
and nothing else matters
blastoff

Jones Spaceman
was like you would
call an Admril if he
drove an electric car
and had a solar array
or some tin foil in his hat
to black out the radio waves
the lizards have been sending
now comming to us today a
million yeas later
just like his latest command
Taking over planet earth had
never been his choice
or his mission
but when shit happens
the earth became
plan B

Jones Spaceman had Godlike
powers over some super
hardware like his nano
significant anti matter
extraestettllear rips transmision
trips

Still at the end of the day
he was more or less
a nanny to some computer
that could easily outhink him
and so it was a constant struggle
to see if he was not more
camaphlogue of the war
effort that happened just a few hundred
years ago in real time.
Like the British in Agansintian he had give
150 years to taming the native
on the planet
generally called life
six because it
was the sixth planet
Odin had discovered
that could could be ruled 
by Gods over men.

It was ridicoulsy easy for him to take over the world
by saying it was his Gods plan.
And my God has a spaceship
and all you got is flying outhouse

Move a few icebergs the size of arkansas around
the planet and the people
will believe you walk on water
or at least provide
it and thats Godlike
enough for many
no matter how many
times you tell
them your just a genetic superman
from a million years away today 
and the way you stupid fuckers
are going your not going to reach
the stars anytime soon, thousands of years
behind in my timeline
I will rule you like baboons because
you have the same ratio
of color and ignorance trigged by emotion
that can lead to love
but way more often
brutality