Thursday 9 June 2011

We used to be Stupid:Boys are stupid throw rocks at them


Stupid things we used to do.
  • ·         Drive without seatbelts
  • ·         Drink and drive
  • ·         Drive stoned
  • ·         Put pesticides on our lawns
  • ·         Smoke tobacco
  • ·         Believe the government
  • ·         Use leaded gas
  • ·         Leave cars idling
  • ·         Discriminate based upon race, color or sexual orientation
  • ·         Not allow mothers to choose if they wanted to bring a child to term
  • ·         Lock people up for smoking pot
  • ·         Not take advantage of the wind and sun to make electricity
  • ·         Use Agent Orange to defoliate hydro lines
  • ·         Wear wool sweaters and socks to play hockey
  • ·         Play hockey without helmets
  • ·         Think women were best kept bare foot and pregnant
  • ·         Fill the back of the pickup with kids and drive down the highway
  • ·         Play with mercury
  • ·         Beat children with leather belts or wooden switches
  • ·         Burn coal without any scrubbers
  • ·         Believe stock prices were based upon underlying value
  • ·         Think external inputs could build nations
  • ·         Keep physically and mentally challenged people hidden
  • ·         Pay $20 for an album
  • ·         Allow private enterprises to get to the point where their failure becomes an existential threat to the economy.
  • ·         Believe all cultures were equally valid
  • ·         Spit on the sidewalk
  • ·         Litter
  • ·         Not recycle
  • ·         Trust institutions
  • ·         Boat without life jackets
  • ·         Fear communism
  • ·         Think socialism was communism
  • ·         Not realize sport is more business than sport
  • ·         Think bigger was better
  • ·         Celebrate sports hits that left a player concussed
  • ·         Take boxing seriously
  • ·         Wear suits and ties
  • ·         Have a wardrobe that mostly needed dry cleaning
  • ·         Put raw sewage into the water system
  • ·         Build bedroom communities
  •     Manufacture electronic goods with vampire electric use               
    • or inefficient AC/DC converters.
  • ·         Believe in simple solutions
  • ·         Trust leaders to do the right thing
  • ·         Think being green wasted money instead of making money
  • ·         Pave everything
  • Have smoking sections on airplanes, not realizing it was the equivalent of having peeing sections in swimming pools.

2 comments:

  1. Hi Steve! Love your blog!

    I don't mind you using my graphic :)

    Thanks for the heads up!

    ReplyDelete