Dip Tech

A new ceramic printing method has made me thinkaboot how cool things can be. The work above: toilet stall doors.

We got Robots

A robot chef for your kitchen, but does it do the dishes?

H/T Sputnik

Shifting Sand

Its all shifting sand. Indian PM Modi now a rock star in Canada
yesterday he was worse than Gary Glitter.

I cant wait until Putin gets the same treatment. After all we still celebrate Bush/Cheney.

Nothing we can do about this

Nope not the smart monkey!

Top Ten Reason to see a 25th inscription on the Cup

1)No kids of league officials playing this year
2)I will be jamming cell phones in every rink, no Buttman calls
3)Ottawa is lead by a Stoner and a Hamburgler, In the second game between the second and the third, Stone is going to get the munchies and eat the hambrugler. His pot induced paranoia will convince him to do it before DISP does.
4) French people are good looking. Bishop will not be able to resist French little boys.He will not be arrested but moved to another parish in the KHL.
5)Ottawa is a Cinderella team, "Come on Cinderella, blow me fella, we can get it on with a one eyed spitting whale" words of reality written by Jacob Dlyan with one headlight. Cinderella is a fairy tale, not a sugar plum fairy who really existed. There is no GOD but hockey, there is no fan who is a truer believer than one who worships the blanc, rouge bleu. God teases us but if you look at history we should have more faith in him/her or whatever than any other God. Our God delivers in modern times. Its documented and written on the fucking Sterlling Silver Stanley Cup 24 times without dispute. No other religion has words carved into an element with such great provenience.
6) Our team which may have had in recent history the bad TiTs of blue in white disease has been vaccinated with not a trace of autism amongst the player, jury is still out on the coach.(I am so Aspergers, so like a Jew I can make Holocaust jokes, whats German and seats six, the new microwave, whats American(Dig Ref Bitches) and fits the whole planet, the Apocalypse). There is no trace of blue and white disease on our team. Even PFK who grew up in Toronto was vaccinated at an early age by his father, thank you Karl.
7)Lego is the perfect toy, Lars Eller is  Danish. Rangar Lothbrooke was the Steve Jobs of early medieval times, he was Danish.
8)Toker drives TFS to every game, and his car is an Audi. Audi's are known to be airtight, and Toker is the master of the hotbox.
9)Otttaw is called the Senators, maybe the Phuctards should change their name to the Daumers, and the leaf to the bernardos/harpers/general serieal killers?, they choose a name that makes people sick
10)DGMB could have been Elvis Costello or a member of Devo. They call him the mayor of the NHL. So its a battle between the MAN (com cast, Rodgers and other assholes who own hockey teams) and a science guy. Its GMO vs natural selection. Its Kodi vs cable. Its agent orange vs Vietnam. We do not know the final outcome of the first two, but the third is history beyond dispute,.

There was a time

What you think your master looks like today. And ......

There was a time
when backroom deals
were filled with old fat white
men whose judgement was
respected and obeyed
despite the fact they 
sucked on a cancer stick
that filled the room 
with smoke so thick
that everyone in attendance
would have to testify
it was a decision made
by the Vinson impaired.

This went on for thousands of years
sometimes bloodletting interfered
but no matter who won
the final battle
humanity ended up
in the same room

Can you imagine Steve Jobs
in the middle ages
or even in Turkey
during WW1
he would have 
been slaughtered
by the Armien purges
or just some other lord
who could not tolerate
a smart ass

Today all that thought
is some kind of history
a battle goes on between 
reason and faith
and all the bad actors
who have ridden a 
perfect wave for centuries
are still controlling the break

Nevertheless the world is changing
so fast in history it
will be called
the F1 period
but its way to early 
to break out the Champagne
because the early
winner looks
articfical

In Vegas the house looks lost!

Notice what happens between June and September everyear. Is this the year Vegas goes dry? Yet the band plays on. I wonder if the turbines in the Hoover Dam can be retroffited to use steam? Oh I forgot you also need water for that.